Today I have been mostly pondering the following:1. Would it be cheaper to Fedex myself to a holiday destination rather than get a flight?
2. Has the pot noodle I spilt on my mouse affected its tracking and will the buttons still feel sticky tomorrow?
3. Should I tidy my desk area been as 3 people have fallen over while walking past already today?
4. Will this Sunshine actually last?
5. Have I forgotten anything for Tomorrows customer event?
6. Will Sandra wash my clothes if I leave them on the floor for long enough?
7. Did Dave actually spunk over Donna Butler’s tits, will we ever know the real truth?
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I told you, it never happened! lol
Hmmmmm I'm sorry, but there will always be that element of doubt! lol
1. It's illegal so probably.
2. It will work fine but the stickiness is due to the pot noodle juice melting the plastic.
3. No.
4. Don't be silly.
5. Yes.
6. Works for me.
7. I'd feel safe betting my left bollock that he did. (Although the exact location of the offend bodily fluid may be different)
And your left bollock doesnt fucntion anymore so its not really fair to offer it as a wager :o)
How about a toe instead?
This blog is actually rather crude.
I feel it necessary to have a balance to appeal to my depraved visitors as well as my prudish ones.
You forgot the last point.
8. Why have I got so much fucking spare time on my hands?
yes!! found it! f**king mint!
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